"Stupid People should wear signs"
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You
wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse
me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of
boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend
comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We
just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
A
couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer
of bass and this idiot on the dock yells, "Hey, y'all catch
all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's
your sign."
I
was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only
one way to test it.
"Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good..
They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us
if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but
hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it".
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at
my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go
flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving
around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's
your sign."
We
were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get
back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and
grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!"
See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.
I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning. No problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig, then back to him and said, "No I'm delivering a bridge ...Here's your sign!"